New car names
Seems like there's this weird thing about naming cars after disasters. I don't quite get it. There's the Chevy Avalanche, for example, and Toyota was going to come out with the Celica Tsunami (which I guess they recently decided against, thank goodness!).
Anyway, Bill and I came up with a few more "suggestions":
Chevy Plague
Ford Famine
Kia Rain of Locusts
Acura Infestation
Hyundai Massacre
Mercury STD
Actually, we came up with more, but I can't remember them now.
If anyone has any suggestions, please feel free to add them!
posted by Barbara Preuninger at 3/11/2005 12:28:00 PM
5 Comments:
You could probably get away with the Mercury STD...
hee hee hee.
i like the hyundai massacre. i could SO see that. and the mercury STD.
i love it. i can't think of any others right now, though.
oops, i should have signed that. it's me, yael
Charlotte said I should add...
the GM Genocide
How about Pontiac Pestillence?
But the problem with saying anything about a GM car is that it starts getting too close to reality to be funny. I will never forget our Chevy Citation when I was ~7 to ~12 years old. Keeping in mind that it was my parents who bought that car... because of what I witnessed I will never in my life buy a GM car. I would much rather walk or take the bus. Real smart move, GM!
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