Mild chuckle
Fortunes you would not want to get from a cookie:
1) You will soon need the services of a good lawyer.
2) Avoid carbs. (Hope you didn't already eat me!)
3) The person who shared this cookie with you got the bigger half.
4) Help! I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory!
5) Oh... Dear.
6) People dislike you for reasons other than your personality.
7) Your constitution is not well suited for Chinese food.
8) Copyright 1987
For anyone expecting a higher caliber of joke: Sorry! I am very busy!
1) You will soon need the services of a good lawyer.
2) Avoid carbs. (Hope you didn't already eat me!)
3) The person who shared this cookie with you got the bigger half.
4) Help! I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory!
5) Oh... Dear.
6) People dislike you for reasons other than your personality.
7) Your constitution is not well suited for Chinese food.
8) Copyright 1987
For anyone expecting a higher caliber of joke: Sorry! I am very busy!
posted by Barbara Preuninger at 1/24/2005 04:05:00 PM
1 Comments:
busy or not, time for an update!!!
the smittens are great thank you!
(i should send you a card but i am no good at those niceties... but we do really like the smittens!)
post!
hugs,
yael
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